that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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