Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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