They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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