I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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