I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
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I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
God I need to hump something, right now.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize