Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
They have beer where we have blood.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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