if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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