just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
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I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
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Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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