I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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