He is such a slut. More and more my type.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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