He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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