Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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