i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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