it wasn't lemon gatorade
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Randomize