Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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