writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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