? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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