are you still at the devil's house?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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