these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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