I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
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Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
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You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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