Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
why do cheetos always look like penises
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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