I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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