we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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