I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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