Christians are straight up FREAKS
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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