yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Farmville is her only friend.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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