i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You are the jesus of drinking
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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