PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Alive.
So much puke
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
