at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just want to make out with him forever
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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