ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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