She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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