You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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