You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I just want to make out with him forever
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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