I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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