the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
is it fun? or sober?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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