Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
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The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I think my moral compass just broke
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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