how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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