My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic