I hope mine doesn't look like that
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Stuck it in his pooper.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?