Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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