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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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