Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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