White coat. Heels.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
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I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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