these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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