I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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