that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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