I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
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I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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