bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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