i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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