I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
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Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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