Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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