last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
This baby is an asshole
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
How does one acquire holy water?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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