remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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