"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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