i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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