This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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