as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
We have started to decorate penises.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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